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Less than 5 seconds to publish. That's how fast our new liveblogging system will be on Monday's Apple Keynote at 10AM PST. We'll be able to deliver the words from El Jobso's mouth to your LCD faster...

Maybe you don't like Apple. Maybe you liked Apple, but then we wouldn't shut up about them so now you hate them. Maybe you are just reading this post because you could use any sense of identity, and...

The invendoscope SC-40 is a colonoscope that uses an inverted sleeve technology which makes it "grow just below the deflection, when advancing, and to shrink, when retreating." Result? Less force on...

With just a day to go before the WWDC and nineteen before the Second Coming, the thick fog of Apple-OCD is smothering the land. So I'm surprised it took this long for an Apple-juice-addled obsessive...

In case you've been considering an HD DVD player, Best Buy and Circuit City are both offering two free HD DVDs with the purchase of an Xbox 360 HD DVD drive (up $59.95 in value, which is decent). And...

Remember that NYC 5th Ave Apple with the mysterious shrouded secret? A tipster was hanging out at the NYC Apple Store at 2:30am (don't ask) and managed to find out for us. His full story, and the...

What at first glance looks like a dolphin fetishist's DoCoMo cellphone is in fact a covert lighter, perfect for keeping your dirty habit under wraps (except you know, the packs of fags lying around,...

Yesterday, in the CNN Money/Business 2.0 poll "Who Matters Most", Fake Steve Jobs was ranking higher than the real Steve Jobs. But that's not saying much: the rest of the results are ridiculously...

A reliable tipster has filled us in on a juicy secret. The biggest update? High speed EV-DO. And a new unbelievable form factor. If you thought the first Pearl was small, then know that the...

Our Sprint source gave us a great tip on the upcoming Treo 800w that's coming Q4 2007. (That's not a picture of it on the left.) Lots and lots of improvements for Sprint users over what they can...

When you need to keep just a little bit of Coke cool kool, thank the Powers That Be for the $95 Koolatron. Shaped like a giant can of Coca-Cola so you never forget what's inside, the Koolatron can...

DivX is apparently working on a new hardware box called the GejBox as part of their hardware platform initiative. How is this different from boxes like the Helios X3000 or the Ziova CS505 that also...

Remember the $130 Meizu M6 SE PMP we told you about, sporting 8GB of video in a 7mm shell? Good. Meizu just announced more details the unit. The M6 SE will handle MPEG4, MPEG2, WMV9, H263/264,...

For those with the infamous "ants in their pants", we bring you the BriteObjects Webble. It's essentially a balance board that doesn't require balance, instead serving more as entertainment for your...

At last, worthless gold has fallen from its role as the worldwide economic standard. And in its place a champion has risen—a champion with real world use and functional value—beer. My...

Chalk this up as rumor for the moment, but a legitimate-sounding tipster from Sprint may have just let us in on two interesting pieces of information. 1. The Palm Ganfolf is real, though they called...

This Palm smartphone is looking realer by the second. Here's a spyshot that just surfaced over at Palm Infocenter. The device clearly shows a Palm logo and prototype serial number along with Vodafone...

The new MacBook Pros based upon the Santa Rosa chipset have been benchmarked. The results? The new MacBook Pro consistently edged out the old quad-core PowerMac G5 w/Geforce 7300 GT video card,...

The Good-Time Mix Machine is what happens when artists get hold of carnival equipment. I connected a gas generator and air compressor to buckets of paint and secured them into the seats of a...

Don't you just want to break out a giant pair of graham crackers and a fatty Hershey bar to slap this flame-kissedtongued MacBook in between? – Matt Buchanan Photo: MacBook after a fire...

While it's not packing the force feedback boom of Ben Heck's recently unveiled AudioFX Pro 5+1 gaming headset, Turtle Beach's latest 5.1 surround sound USB headset (also gamer-oriented), the Ear...

The 12th Wonder of the iPhone will be YouTube. YouTube has been going crazy converting all their video to the H.264 codec. The iPhone supports H.264, as do iPods. That's why our theory has been,...

The Mini God line of speakers are our new Powers of choice. Towering at a height of 16 inches, we will have a tough time genuflecting at their feet, but that won't stop us from trying. Each unit...

Morning Paper a news blog, claims to have pictures and information on the new Palm Gandolf. They say it features "qwerty keypad, Palm OS, Bluetooth, Camera, Micro SD Memory Card and...Rev A data...

Macrumors seems to have gotten their hands on AT&T's iPhone Sales Training Workbook and posted it for the world to see. Oh, and it has some new info/clarifications on the device... While we haven't...

Lisa Bufano is a dancer and performing artist who has gone through bilateral below knee and finger amputation. Here is a performance from "Five Open Mouths" in which she wears some extremely awesome...

The Oscar-winning Departed is the first hi-def-disc-movie-thing to break the 100,000 mark in sales. Why the long, awkward hyphenation? This sales number is a combined total, drawing reserves from...

Han Solo: I'm captain of this ship. Chewie here tells me you're lookin' for passage to Burning Man." Obi-wan Kenobi: Yes indeed, if it's a fast ship. Han Solo: Fast ship? You've never heard of the...

For those who just can't get enough of their keyboard, there are the $15.26 Command Key Wall Clocks. Run off one AA battery, what the 10"x10" clocks lack in technology is made up in pure,...

Logitech's apparently planning a run into the air mouse market with its MX platform. It looks to sport both gyration-based movement and a standard laser, though they're supposedly holding off on...

It's been nearly a year since Leopard, the 5th incarnation of OS X, was announced. If you can't recall all the public features, here's a refresher you can glance through before the big show on...

Got iPhone fever? While the only prescription is an actual iPhone, this Slide 2 Unlock app for Windows Mobile should hold you over until the 29th. It's a Windows Mobile startscreen app that makes it...

A new Mickey shaped music product is in the works, and unlike this crazy speaker set, Disney actually appears to be involved, along with iRiver. Molded after Mickey's bulbous likeness (and Minnie's,...

You're all familiar with the features announced for Leopard at last year's WWDC: Time Machine, Spaces, and new iChat/Mail apps. But there's definitely going to be more. Wired has a piece on core...

It seems like only yesterday Toshiba was showing off their first HD DVD equipped notebook, and now they've decided to make HD DVD standard in all of their notebooks by next year. While this may not...

SpeakerCraft TIME One speakers stay hidden in your ceiling until you need them; as soon as you touch a button on their infrared remote control, a robotically controlled speaker ballet begins. It's...

A Teddy Bear MP3 player is not exactly a new idea, but Baby Bidou's sleek junior version, in pink and blue, will allow France's tech-savviest toddlers to drool to 128MB of MP3s and OGG Vorbis files,...

I have an old lousy mousepad made in China that has a lousy calculator on it that I thought was pretty ridiculous. I was wrong. This; this here is ridiculous. No, it's ricockulous. Not only does...

It's the weekend again, and I know what I'm going to be doing: kicking Crecente's ass at Shadowrun. And by "kicking," I mean bombarding him with friendly fire when he's not looking. That, and naming...

So we know that Apple embeds your user data in those DRM-free iTunes Plus songs. Some people have gotten up in arms about it, saying it constitutes a form of DRM, while others say you don't have...

Steve Ballmer said he wasn't worried about the iPhone and maybe the reason is this mysterious iPhone knockoff Sharp smartphone. It will be released in Japan on Willcom's PHS network, just like the...